Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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