I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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