her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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