And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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