Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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