What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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