fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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