so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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