There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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