great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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