my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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