i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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