You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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