Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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