her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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