Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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