so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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