nutella sex= disaster
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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