You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Everything about him screamed your future.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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