i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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