I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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