how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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