This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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