I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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