Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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