Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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