Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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