So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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