so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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