If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
whose parrot is this?
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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