did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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