What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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