Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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