I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
did i just pee glitter
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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