Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
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So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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