shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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