That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
tell me about the fingering
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