when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You left your phone here
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