The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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