Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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