Already got asked if we're dating
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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