You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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