i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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