My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
tell me about the eggs
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