I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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