There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
As shirtless as possible
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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