Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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