Well apparently he's into motor boating.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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