So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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