I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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